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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2013 9:20:48 GMT -8
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2013 13:08:17 GMT -8
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Post by Alex Vipond on Aug 7, 2013 14:50:50 GMT -8
Mike! Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike...
Hump DAY!
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Post by Alex Vipond on Aug 12, 2013 19:14:31 GMT -8
Students in a biology class were taking their midterm exam. The last question was 'Name seven advantages of mother's milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all.
One student in particular was hard put to think of seven advantages, however he wrote:
1. It is the perfect formula for the child.
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is inexpensive.
4. It bonds the child to the mother and vice versa.
5. It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7. It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the floor that the cat can't get into it.
He got an A.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2013 10:50:54 GMT -8
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Post by Alex Vipond on Aug 16, 2013 7:24:44 GMT -8
Word.
From the twitterverse:
Rich Lowtax Kyanka @lowtax "a growing number of Americans don't trust their own government" claims a secret NSA list with all their names Retweeted by The Mittani
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Post by Alex Vipond on Sept 11, 2013 8:02:08 GMT -8
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Post by Alex Vipond on Sept 11, 2013 21:41:55 GMT -8
Condemned Legacy [10:39 P.M.]: I'm going to bed, but going to leave Uriah here and lurking. See how the night fishing is.... rofl. Alex Vipond [10:40 P.M.]: lol Condemned Legacy [10:40 P.M.]: I bet you, if I get any bites, it'll be some dork fish. Alex Vipond [10:40 P.M.]: ROFL Condemned Legacy [10:40 P.M.]: JFDs
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2013 9:10:14 GMT -8
::Chuckles and gives a thumbs up::
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Post by Alex Vipond on Sept 12, 2013 10:26:31 GMT -8
So.... How was the fishing?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2013 11:11:59 GMT -8
Not even a nibble. I'm losing my touch. Or he has lost his appeal.
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Post by Alex Vipond on Sept 12, 2013 11:29:03 GMT -8
Try chumming. Work them up into a frenzy.
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Post by Alex Vipond on Sept 12, 2013 14:56:15 GMT -8
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Post by Meghan Riley on Sept 14, 2013 19:33:19 GMT -8
Omg, I about peed my pants laughing at this so hard....
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