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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2013 7:54:22 GMT -8
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Post by Alex Vipond on Oct 26, 2013 13:59:00 GMT -8
Save the ducks!
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Post by Alex Vipond on Oct 27, 2013 9:46:15 GMT -8
Totally retweeted that...
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Post by Alex Vipond on Oct 27, 2013 10:25:26 GMT -8
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Post by Alex Vipond on Oct 27, 2013 10:52:48 GMT -8
I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
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Post by Alex Vipond on Oct 27, 2013 11:29:07 GMT -8
Dylan Zane King: Science and mathematics are in high demand. Unfortunately, English? Not so much (even though you need a year of it to graduate from college). Alex Vipond: the youngest one started college wanting to be a doctor Alex Vipond: then it shifted to veterinarian Alex Vipond: now it's agriculture. Alex Vipond: I give it a year and she's gonna be some high speed pot grower wearing hemp pajamas and sandals made of tree bark Dylan Zane King: ROTFLOL
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Post by Alex Vipond on Oct 27, 2013 11:59:18 GMT -8
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Post by Alex Vipond on Oct 28, 2013 10:48:28 GMT -8
InkedPr1ncess [11:46 A.M.]: are you free? Alex Vipond [11:48 A.M.]: No. I'm highly overpriced.
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Post by Alex Vipond on Oct 28, 2013 14:02:29 GMT -8
crucible storm: She laughed quietly as she cut the burger in half. " Thanks.. I think. Um.. I was hoping to try and volunteer at one of the clinics or something but.. they are fairly adaminte about having a degree or some form of alphabet behind crucible storm: your name."she chuckled quietly before that was muffled by the bite of burger. {f Alex Vipond: "Yeah they're snobby that way, but if you're looking to do some charity work as well, I do a lot of work for Donate Life and The Michael J Fox Foundation." he nodded. Xavier Darnai: There is a certain amount of irony to benedictful [REDACTED]. Alex Vipond: Someone has to prove that not all things that go bump are assholes. Xavier Darnai: Nothing was said about them not also being assholes. Alex Vipond: True.
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Post by Alex Vipond on Oct 28, 2013 14:25:27 GMT -8
Alex Vipond: [I'm gonna have to go for about an hour in about half an hour, just giving a head's up. I will be back....] Xavier Darnai: [ Maybe. ] Xavier Darnai: [ If nobody kills him while he's out. ] Alex Vipond: [Chihuahuas could get me. Death. From the ankle down!]
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Post by Alex Vipond on Oct 29, 2013 3:15:51 GMT -8
Apparently I'm fucking awesome.
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Post by Alex Vipond on Oct 29, 2013 15:20:04 GMT -8
Rhev Matthews: [Not surprised to find Alex up in here. Of all of us, he is the one in need of the urgent medical care. XD]
Alex Vipond: [He can get a .... splinter. Freakish guitar string accident...]
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Post by Alex Vipond on Oct 29, 2013 15:20:22 GMT -8
hellfire born: Pressing the flat of his foot back against the wall for additional balance, he stuffed his hands into the pockets of his goat and turned his attention toward the television screen, squinting. Gnawing on the corner of his lower lip, hellfire born: *coat hellfire born: ( goat. wow. )
Because we all need pockets in our goats.
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Styx McKenzi
Plot
Employed, Studio 7, bar tender
Posts: 60
Marital Status: In a relationship
Other Half: Dean Winters
Quotes:
"Okay, I give. There have been entirely too many people moping and looking pensive or down right pissed off. Anybody care to cut the new chick a break and fill me in before something blows up in my face? Because it's never pretty when that happens. Trust me, my cousin Pavol, totally unaware that my other cousin, Sean, had just set a trap for my uncle and BAM!" She smacked her hand down on the bar. "Totally got bee hive, right in the face."
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Post by Styx McKenzi on Oct 30, 2013 8:44:38 GMT -8
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Styx McKenzi
Plot
Employed, Studio 7, bar tender
Posts: 60
Marital Status: In a relationship
Other Half: Dean Winters
Quotes:
"Okay, I give. There have been entirely too many people moping and looking pensive or down right pissed off. Anybody care to cut the new chick a break and fill me in before something blows up in my face? Because it's never pretty when that happens. Trust me, my cousin Pavol, totally unaware that my other cousin, Sean, had just set a trap for my uncle and BAM!" She smacked her hand down on the bar. "Totally got bee hive, right in the face."
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Post by Styx McKenzi on Oct 30, 2013 13:23:19 GMT -8
Better than a Flu Shot!
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, as in her eighties nd had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old Hammond� organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl Sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated. of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" and pointed to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said To place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?"
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